Final judg

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Judge:

If you drop one of 50 bricks in a flying airplane, how many will be left?


Lawyer:

Lord ...49.


Vanisuru:

The three steps an elephant takes to health?


Lawyer:

Lord ... the door was opened - the elephant was put - the door was closed!


Judge:

Then the steps to put the deer on four?


Lawyer:

Lord ... the door is open - the elephant is out - the deer is in -

The door is closed!


Judge:

Who is the only animal that didn't go to the lion's birthday party?


Lawyer : Lord .....deer. He's been in ever since!


Judge:

How does an old woman walk through a disease full of crocodiles?


Lawyer: Lord...Kimbulmbullu went to the lion's birthday party and got very drunk. However, the woman above survived without any problems!


Judge:

How will this woman die in the end?


Lawyer:

Lord

(shaking his head thinking) …….

Did this woman drown?


Judge:

I think you are not properly prepared for the case

This old woman was killed by a brick thrown from the plane!!!😂😂😂





So the judge's decision is final decision☺️😂😁😁😁


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